It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle-belling (I don't think too many kids jingle bells anymore, but hey, it happens.)
And everyone telling you
Be of good cheer (Yep, I go around telling everyone to be of good cheer)
It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings
And great happy meetings
When friends come to call (Hey, Merry Christmas...so what am I getting this year?)
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be parties for hosting (It's at your place this year, right?)
Marshmallows for roasting (Oh, that's why it's not at your place this year.)
And caroling out in the snow (Yeah, good thing the snow was there.)
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories Of Christmases long, long ago (Yeah, remember when your house burned down last year but we put it out with the snow on the ground?)

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much mistletoe-ing
And hearts will be glowing (You should really have that checked.)
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year (Umm, really it's when I get my bonus check, not when I have to spend money.)