So I was eating at P.F. Chang's the other day (why? 2-minute wait...tell that to B.J's next door) and at the end of the meal, the fortune cookies come out. Usually, the small slip of paper tells you about the future that lies ahead (duh...fortune) but the one I got seemed a little weird. It didn't tell me my future, it was telling me what to do.

"Take a trip with a friend"

Well, I think their writing staff should take a walk.