Have you ever watched Newlyweds on MTV? On the show, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey chronicle their lives after being married. But the show just seems like a prelude to divorce, showing every bickering moment they have with each other. The show also seems to have a fun time showcasing Jessica's spoiled past, leading to her cluelessness today. Which makes the questions on this quiz all the more entertaining, a test to see just how clueless Jessica is, courtesy of the Detroit Free Press. A couple are obviously made up but the others are just some of the classic moments from the show. I started watching it but then there were just so many better things to watch that I just gave up on it. I couldn't hear her whine anymore when I can watch 24 or something. Click for the answers.

1. True or false: She refused to try a buffalo wing, explaining, "I don't eat buffalo."

2. True or false: She took her Louis Vuitton handbag on a camping trip.

3. True or false: She thought the plural of mouse was "mouses."

4. True or false: She assumed you can listen to AM radio only in the morning.

5. True or false: She mistook a plastic bag on the beach for a jellyfish.

6. True or false: She had trouble figuring out how to use a garage door opener.

7. True or false: She didn't know how many beers were in a 12-pack.

8. True or false: She asked if she was eating chicken or fish while consuming Chicken of the Sea.