You can always learn stuff or find something interesting in the newspaper. For example, a couple of people are suing Britney Spears for illegally using the song Oops, I Did It Again. But why? It's a dumb song. The only reason it's popular is because Britney Spears is singing it.

Also, did you know you can fold a $20 bill in such a way that you can actually see the World Trade Center buildings burning? Check out this site and see for yourself. I can't. I don't have a $20 bill.