Before tonight's entertainment, a word to my new neighbors in the house behind ours. Welcome to the neighborhood. However, please be advised that noise really does travel. Two weekends ago, the pressure hose was going at 7:00 am on a Saturday. This past Saturday, the lawn mower was going at 8 am. There's also the mariachi music blasting at various times during the day. Yep, funtimes. Can I go to sleep yet?

Anyway, saw this on the Soup over the weekend. Not only are the Japanese trying to teach you English, it's also part aerobics and part-tactics toward dealing with an attacker. Let's watch.