A reaction to the trailer of White Noise, a new film starring Michael Keaton in which he contacts his dead wife: Hey, while you're at it, contact Michael Keaton's career. That's been dead for many years!

I did something really weird today and I can't even explain why. I'm driving on 85 and the BMW ahead of me throws a tightly wound wad of tissue out the window. So now it's headed right towards me. Now what do I do?

I duck.

Duck??? I'm driving a car. How's it gonna hit me, ducking or otherwise? It proceeds to hit my windshield and goes on its merry way to hit another car, but for the rest of the way, I can't stop thinking how I ducked at tissue headed right at me.