Before I get to my first week on the job, I just got an interesting call on the cell. I didn't recognize the number but it did have a 972 prefix like my home number, so I answered.

Him: Hey, it's (inaudible).

Me: Who?

Him: Stop fooling around.

Me: I'm sorry, who's this?

Him: I need a ride.

Me: (Long pause)

Him: You still there?

Me: Yeah.

Him: So are you comin' or what?

Me: Not til I know who you are.

Him: Fine, mother fu...(click)