4/18/2003

Courtesy of www.moviepoopshoot.com

May's coming up really quick which will unofficially start the summer movie season. Here's a preview of the movies I'll probably be watching plus others that are making headlines this summer.

X2: X-Men United - It sure is a lame title, but the previews promise that this will be a more worthwhile adventure than its disappointing first outing. Professor Xavier's school finds itself under attack after a former military leader wants to get rid of all mutants. (May 2)

The Lizzie McGuire Movie - Hilary Duff has made it into the big leagues. Her whole career revolves around Lizzie McGuire from how she became famous to the start of her singing career. It's only natural that Disney wants to see how she does in the feature film market. She experienced mild success co-starring with Frankie Muniz in Agent Cody Banks and this starring role should perform even better, but please, someone tell her to stop singing. (May 2)

The Dancer Upstairs - John Malkovich's directorial debut starring Javier Bardem as a Latin American police officer with a mysterious ballet teacher by his side. (May 2)

Daddy Day Care - Eddie Murphy tries to forget a horrible 2002 (I Spy, The Adventures of Pluto Nash) by going back to family comedies, in this case, he starts a day care business. (May 9)

The Matrix Reloaded - The second part of what's going to be one of the best trilogies ever made. More humans are waking up from the Matrix and joining the resistance movement as Neo, Morpheus and Trinity lead the charge. (May 15)

Down with Love - Renee Zellweger chooses this as her follow-up to her Oscar-nominated performance in Chicago, starring with Moulin Rouge's Ewan McGregor in this romantic comedy. (May 16)

Pokemon Heroes - Remember when this used to be popular? Thought so. (May 16)

Bruce Almighty - Jim Carrey is God for a week. Hijinx follow. Jennifer Aniston co-stars. (May 23)

The In-Laws - Albert Brooks and Michael Douglas star in this comedy about a podiatrist and a daredevil CIA agent whose children are to be married. (May 23)

Finding Nemo - Pixar's latest animation creation about a fish finding its way home. (May 30)

The Italian Job - Edward Norton is in another heist movie, this time with Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron who steal a bunch of gold and drive away in a sea of green lights. (May 30)

2 Fast 2 Furious - The anticipated sequel to The Fast and the Furious finds the film without major draw Vin Diesel. However, the title itself should be enough to sell more than enough tickets. (June 6)

Prozac Nation - Christina Ricci's film of depression and drugs is finally released after languishing on the studio shelf. (June 6-Selected Cities)

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Where the original was dumb and funny, this prequel is truly dumb. (June 13)

From Justin to Kelly - American Idol's first finalists hit the big screen. Cover your ears. (June 13)

Hollywood Homicide - Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett team up to investigate the murder of a rap group on a concert stage. (June 13)

The Hulk - You remember him, big green guy. Always rips his shirts. Yeah, well, he gets a live action 21st century update by Crouching Dragon director Ang Lee. (June 20)

Alex & Emma - A Rob Reiner-directed romantic comedy starring Luke Wilson and Kate Hudson about Fyodor Dostoyevsky's love life. (June 20)

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - The trio of ladies is back, this time with Bernie Mac as Bosley. In this adventure, someone has stolen a witness protection list and summarily eliminating people on that list. (June 27)

28 Days Later - From the director of Trainspotting comes a post-apocalyptic view of the world after a deadly virus hits. Timely subject matter, is it not? (June 27)

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde - Reese Witherspoon reprises her role to run for Congress and have her voice heard on animal rights. (July 2)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas - Out-of-work comedian on a worldwide tour who...oh wait, wrong Sinbad. This one is about the famous Arabian sailor who travels to the realm of Eris to prove his innocence, going through obstacles along the way. (July 2)

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Terminator again. You thought he died in the second one? Ha. Well, now he's back and out to stop a highly advanced female terminator. (July 2)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - Not just a Disney theme park ride anymore, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom try to stop evil pirates. (July 9)

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - A band of fictional literary characters set in the Victorian Era out to battle evil. Sean Connery stars. (July 11)

Bad Boys II - Will Smith and Martin Lawrence reprise their roles as Miami cops. Director Michael Bay is also back. The trailer makes this movie promising. (July 18)

Exorcist: The Beginning - The original, while excellent in its time, has gotten stale like the sequels it has spawned. This one will try to reverse the trend. (July 18)

Johnny English - Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays a bumbling English diplomat mistaken as a top-level spy. If it's half as funny as Mr. Bean, this will be a comedic success. The early reviews from England shows that this will be true. (July 18)

How to Deal - If its awful trailer is any indication, young teenage girls will just have to flock to this Mandy Moore starrer. (July 18)

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Angelina Jolie goes hunting for Pandora's Box. The original was pretty horrendous, so this can't be any worse right? (July 25)

Seabiscuit - With the 2004 Oscars coming a month earlier, Oscar season starts early with this film about a race horse based on the book with the same name. It's considered one of the early favorites for awards. (July 25)

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over - The first movie had a story, but its sequel didn't, meaning its hook was the many gizmos they made up. The same will probably be true for this one, so the hook will be the 3-D glasses needed to see part of the film. (July 25)

American Wedding - A seemingly high-class title to describe the antics of American Pie 3. The gang reunites as Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) marry. (August 1)

Freaky Friday - A remake of the 1977 hit that starred Jodie Foster, now stars Lindsay Lohan (The Parent Trap) and mother Jamie Lee Curtis who switch bodies. (August 1)

Gigli - The first creation of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez is this film. Word has it there's no chemistry between the two but we'll be the judge. (August 1)

Matchstick Men - Nicolas Cage and director Ridley Scott team up in this film about an obsessive-compulsive con man whose life is turned upside down with the arrival of a daughter he never knew he had. (August 8)

S.W.A.T. - A high-profile young cast led by Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell sees L.A's S.W.A.T. team used to protect a high-profile criminal. (August 8)

The Fighting Temptations - Cuba Gooding Jr. and Beyonce Knowles star in a drama in which Gooding must lead a gospel choir to success to earn an inheritance. (August 8)

Le Divorce - Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson in France looking for love. (August 8)

Freddy vs. Jason - Really, haven't we had enough of this? (August 15)

The Medallion - Jackie Chan uses a medallion among other things to subdue his enemies. Hey, at least it's not a tuxedo. (August 15)

My Boss's Daughter - Comedy starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid in which Kutcher tries to win the heart of Reid while he housesits the boss' house. (August 22)

Jeepers Creepers II - Mildly successful original leads to a sequel of the horror movie. (August 29)

Release dates subject to change.

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