When I say there's been a blowout during a Cal football game, I bet you'd expect the worst. And you'd be wrong. Cal actually won. We're now living in a bizarro world. You know what else? San Jose State also won too. What the heck's going on? Sure, they weren't exactly championship-caliber teams they beat, but considering past history, this was an accomplishment.

For record keeping, Cal beat Baylor 70-22 and SJSU beat Arkansas State 33-14.