As part of this non-life I lead, I've noticed a lot of weird things going on during commercials.

Why do people look so ridiculous promoting those dance videos? First, it was that guy with Lance Bass showing how you can do those dances from the music videos. Now, they've got something called Zumba, something that looks ten times worse than the Lance Bass thing. Its hook? You get a heart watch with every Zumba video. What a deal...

Nicoderm CQ is now a clear patch. Yet still, people will not buy it nor will it work. Of all the people I know who use it, they still smoke.

E!'s TV Tales will profile "Who's The Boss?" next week. In the commercial, the voice-over guy says to see how the show "changed TV". How exactly? I mean, come on, we're talking about Tony Danza here. Alyssa Milano? Well, that's another story.

There's a new batting tool out there where a baseball or softball attached to a rope can be hit with a bat and swing back around in tetherball-like fashion for endless batting practice fun. I have only one question. In the commercial, why the hell are they wearing helmets?

You know what's a stupid movie title. The Transporter. While accurate, it sounds too sci-fi. What's one even worse? Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. No other comment needed.