6/26/2002

The Cal-Berkeley football team has been penalized for some academic infractions. Apparently, they won't be allowed to go to a postseason bowl game because a professor allowed two players to pass a course (Ethnic Studies 21AC and UGIS 56 for those Berkeley kids reading) they really did not pass. Considering Cal hasn't been to a bowl game in 6 years, I guess it's not much of a penalty, is it? Let's face it, a 1-10 record to a bowl game doesn't happen in a year.

Heard on The Practice rerun today:
Judge: Bail?
Bobby: Yes, my client is a respected member of the community and poses no flight risk.
Judge: But he poses a health risk. He goes around shooting people in the head.

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